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Equine Quotes:

In my opinion, a horse is the animal to have.  Eleven-hundred pounds of raw muscle, power, grace, and sweat between your legs - it's something you just can't get from a pet hamster. 
~Author Unknown
When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something.  When you're my age, you splatter. 
~Roy Rogers
The daughter who won't lift a finger in the house is the same child who cycles madly off in the pouring rain to spend all morning mucking out a stable. 
~Samantha Armstrong
He flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions. 
~Stephen Leacock

You can lead a horse to water...if you got a horse.
~English Proverb


The thunder god went for a ride on his favorite filly.
"I'm Thor!" he cried.
The horse answered, "You forgot the thaddle, thilly."
~Author Unknown

Woman #1:  "I went riding today."
Woman #2:  "Horseback?"
Woman #1:  "Sure. It came back before I did."
~Author Unknown

 

How do you catch a loose horse? Make a sound like a carrot.
~British Cavalry joke

Want to end up with a million bucks in the horse business? Start out with five million.
~Anonymous

You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to roll over and float on his back, then you got something!
~Joe E. Lewis

He knows when you're happy.  He knows when you're comfortable. He knows when you're confident. And he always knows when you have carrots.
~Author Unknown


Be wary of the horse with a sense of humor.
~Pam Brown

Horse sense is found usually in people with a stable mind.
~Author Unknown

A camel is a horse designed by the government.
~Author Unknown

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Eleventh Hour Farm
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5207 Belford Road
Holly, Michigan 48442
(248) 755-2083

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